baby’s first blog
If there’s one thing Blake loves, it’s milk. And if there’s one other thing, it’s maritime disaster. Which makes the annual Seafair Milk Carton Derby a real crowd pleaser.
Best of all: ducklings. Now Blake can finally answer his life’s most important question.
In the struggle for freedom from capitalist oppressors, Blake has nothing to wear but his diaper, and nothing to lose but his chains.
Despite what regular readers of this blog might think, Laura’s really a kind, gentle person. In a word: awesome. She’s just got this thing about babies, is all.
Blake watches from his cocoon as the Sons of Liberty repulse the British invasion of Bothell, the birthplace of the American Revolution.
Emily’s attempts to engage the actors in period-appropriate conversation succeed only in making them hilariously uncomfortable.